homo-sapiens wher created by dave kinky.
really adam and eve was dave and 3-d britney.
did u not ever wonder how the world was made after adam and eve. i thought they had 2 sons. and 1 killed the other. does that mean we are all inbred?
NO!!! it means that dave scored frequently with britney (and on the odd occasion christina aquliura ((but dont tell britney)) and produced many offspring. these offspring then bred with lizards to create the current illumnati (shapeshifing lizard folk) that run our timeline. thou in the future we have time cake. and welsh suicide bombers. so its not all bad. (everyone hates the welsh. even the welsh. u mean, only now u understand the reason behind "3 men walk into a pub, english man, irish man and a scots man.". u think thats just coincidince!??? welsh are future skaraans!!")
every1 worship our saviour dave/chrono. without his salvation we are nothing. and without him, we are nothing. basically.
dave is. god. the universe. and everything in it.