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Re: Chrono-Buster!!!

 

LOL, Chronic Hemorrhoid aint coming back!! He's been busted as TTA_01 (Javier Cortez). Aint you guys reading?

 

http://www.timetravelinstitute.com/ttiforum/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=time_travel&Number=38696&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

 

Beep Bop Baluba ROTFLMAO!! I guess Chronos birthday cake sig (if you can't have your cake and eat it, what is the point in getting cake?) gave it away as Javier Cortez's real birthday of April 7th. which also happens to be the same date Chrono starting posting. Hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!! http://www.timetravelinstitute.com/ttiforum/dosearch.php?Cat=&Forum=All_Forums&Words=chronohistorian&Match=Username&Searchpage=37&Limit=25&Old=allposts

 

LOL, Cortez says it's another COINCIDENCE!!

 

 

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LOL, Cortez says it's another COINCIDENCE!!

Just because someone registers on 4-7, and it happens to fall on the TTA's birthday, and just because Cipher did a very thorough job of linking me to ChronoH. along with others, that doesn't mean that I have to be him (them).

 

Come'on Scannell, your smarter then that :).

 

If I was really them, why would I leave so much evidence behind for someone to eventually piece together?

 

What would I have to gain?

 

TTA

 

 

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Listen pal, this isn't "I'm Spartacus" already

 

Technically I am a Chrono/Dave hybrid bionically enhanced for farcical imaginative fantasies, cake digestion and 3D Britney fornication. I am also capable of not being promoted on a starship and mass genocide so don't tell me I'm NOT Chronohistorian.

 

How's being Chrono for you by the way? Cake good??? How do you find the Lizard men or Creedons?

 

 

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Remember when I said this...

 

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Anyway the american government is in contact with one lot of aliens right now(the lizarans and yes they do look a bit like lizards). They are trying to get them to trade technology but they won't at this moment except for technology that they had about 1000 years ago. The lizarans get oil back (it is a delicacy drink where they are).

Well I am Chrono because "I" predicted the Lizarans were going to use up our oil and that's the reason why it is so expensive now in your time period. It's just a start! It will be $10.00 a gallon by 2010!

 

That's the reason why oil is so expensive now!! Those dang Lizarans!! Belli's all big from our oil!

 

Cake was chocolate and kinda old, but good

 

 

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No, NOT end of my story.

 

Imagine a mansion full of huge rooms. Imagine the idiot child locked in the attic, manacled to the floor and beating his huge deformed hairy foot on the ceiling and moaning. Thats what its like being merged with Chronohistorian.

 

You also score nil points for believing what he told you before. He's in me now. This is the real deal.

 

 

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"hello Dave or Chrono I have this question for you?? here is the question what is the future hold for us?? right now you don't have to tell me about the time travel picture but one thing is this..what the future hold for us in America?? tell us this is a test for you. write back."

 

God's death can any of you primitives tell me how I get this ancient equipment to quote properly?

 

Anyway, its Dave and Chrono not Dave OR Chrono, or Dave/Chrono if you like. Imagine a huge sleek sexy battleship with some serious weaponry for the girlies (and boys) - that's the Dave. Now imagine a tiny speck of barnacle like growth attaching itself to the battleship's waste pipe - that's the Chrono.

 

How did I get together with Chrono you're probably not asking? Well,there I was in 2006, minding my own business - still sore at the time travel tourism disaster I'd paid good credits for (if you cast your minds back I'd travelled to the 20th century to visit New York in 1975 and hang out at CBGB's with Marcel Duchamp followed by a long hot summer in 1976 hanging out in Chelsea with Messrs Lydon and Wobble. Didn't happen did it? Thanks Time Tours, we're still in protracted litigation).

 

Then lo and behold I got a worrying vibrating feeling - God's death I thought, I haven't switched any of my bionics on?? (I'm from the same future as Chrono, just a different parallel) - next thing I know that daft sod Chrono's only timeported in to my exact co-ordinates - merging with me! Bloody typical!!

 

Anyways, I finally got round to burying his withered body in the allotment this weekend - amazing how a 106 year old's crinkly shell can feed that many cats.

 

Ahem, but I digress. Well, 'what is the future hold for us'? Since you've asked me so eloquently I can only surmise you've not been bothered to read any of the preceding threads, with their fanciful and deranged ramblings about muscle trees, Lizard men, Creedons, cake and millions of dead Skaarans?

 

I suggest you do this immediately. When your nose has stopped bleeding you come back and ask me some questions that relate to anything covered off in those threads y'hear? It may be answers from Dave or I may let the tiny deformed mind of Chrono have a say when he's not building up his psychic wrist muscles beating the retreat over Britney. Otherwise, the answer is 'you'll get old then die' or maybe not even 'get old' - death is highly likely though.

 

Love always

 

Dave/Chrono

 

 

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Unlike friend Warrior381, I have read the contents of Chrono, Dave, and Chrono/Dave's posts, and I have just one question. It's for the "tiny, deformed mind of Chrono."

 

Is there any way posible you can find your way back out of Dave Kinky, and back into your "106 year old crinkly shell?" That's if the cat's haven't done too much damage to it.

 

As good as it is to get the inside information on what's in store for the "Humanoids", cake wars and lizards included, I don't know how much more I can take. I haven't laughed this hard since the first time i read a Creedo post, no offence Creedo.

 

 

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Humanoids of the 21st century

 

I am taking steps to rectify the Chrono situation. When I was in the future at the weekend not only did I spend some quality time slapping Chrono's 106 (or is it 108 now?) year old clone around for losing Eurasia, Europe and now Australasia to the Lizard Men I also invested in some state of the art 27th century nanotechnology.

 

Now I know you're probably thinking 'nanotechnology'?? In the same timeline as 'muscle trees' and 'wiping out the whole Skaaran race for a laugh'? But seriously I know Chrono has portrayed the entire far future of the human race as the adolescent dungeons and dragons fantasy of a 12 year old boy with too much testoterone and not enough 'finding his dad's jazz mags under the bed' but I can definitely confirm nanotech is a vibrant industry. Chrono used it himself to find his manhood on a number of 3D Britney Spears related adventures. Yes, they really do build droids that small.

 

I digress again, its so easy to become distracted. Chrono is bleating in my brain right now that he really is Brick and 106 and Super Prime President Of Earth. However, the few molecules left of his personality-lite currently bobbing around in my cerebral cortex will shortly be hunted down by the nanotech I introduced into my bloodstream a few hours ago. I expect his tiny persona will be beaten to atoms by neural whips overnight and Dave to emerge fully victorious.

 

However friends, let us not forget that Chrono is a slippery customer. How many times were we promised in the past that he'd 'returned' 'to the future' 'forever', for him to 'miraculously' reappear a few days later pretending he'd been off fighting Galactic Penguin Beasts From Planet Xark for 15 years even though his personality and life experience and failure to use correct grammar remained exactly the same?

 

Obviously I've now 'inherited' this trait from the little bleeder. Anyway humes,I'll let you know how I get on.

 

Love always

 

Dave/Chrono (being beaten to within an inch of his neutrons by tiny robots)

 

 

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"hello Dave or Chrono I have this question for you?? here is the question what is the future hold for us?? right now you don't have to tell me about the time travel picture but one thing is this..what the future hold for us in America?? tell us this is a test for you. write back."

 

God's death can any of you primitives tell me how I get this ancient equipment to quote properly?

 

Anyway, its Dave and Chrono not Dave OR Chrono, or Dave/Chrono if you like. Imagine a huge sleek sexy battleship with some serious weaponry for the girlies (and boys) - that's the Dave. Now imagine a tiny speck of barnacle like growth attaching itself to the battleship's waste pipe - that's the Chrono.

 

How did I get together with Chrono you're probably not asking? Well,there I was in 2006, minding my own business - still sore at the time travel tourism disaster I'd paid good credits for (if you cast your minds back I'd travelled to the 20th century to visit New York in 1975 and hang out at CBGB's with Marcel Duchamp followed by a long hot summer in 1976 hanging out in Chelsea with Messrs Lydon and Wobble. Didn't happen did it? Thanks Time Tours, we're still in protracted litigation).

 

Then lo and behold I got a worrying vibrating feeling - God's death I thought, I haven't switched any of my bionics on?? (I'm from the same future as Chrono, just a different parallel) - next thing I know that daft sod Chrono's only timeported in to my exact co-ordinates - merging with me! Bloody typical!!

 

Anyways, I finally got round to burying his withered body in the allotment this weekend - amazing how a 106 year old's crinkly shell can feed that many cats.

 

Ahem, but I digress. Well, 'what is the future hold for us'? Since you've asked me so eloquently I can only surmise you've not been bothered to read any of the preceding threads, with their fanciful and deranged ramblings about muscle trees, Lizard men, Creedons, cake and millions of dead Skaarans?

 

I suggest you do this immediately. When your nose has stopped bleeding you come back and ask me some questions that relate to anything covered off in those threads y'hear? It may be answers from Dave or I may let the tiny deformed mind of Chrono have a say when he's not building up his psychic wrist muscles beating the retreat over Britney. Otherwise, the answer is 'you'll get old then die' or maybe not even 'get old' - death is highly likely though.

 

Love always

 

Dave/Chrono

 

sorry about it...but when is the first time travel machine come out?? if you know that would be great..but anyway answer my question about it.. I need to know when is coming out?? dave/chrono.

 

also why would you marry a lizard?? is that a lizard a demon?? like dragonian?? write back. :confused:

 

 

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No, Lizard Men are from the planet Lizaran or something, they're big scaley lizard shaped bastards. Chrono's clone is currently married to one and they have a clutch of lovely hairy Homo Reptilians.

 

The first time machine 'comes out' 'in the shops' in 2205 which is just long enough to ensure you'll be dead when they're available and saves me the trouble of any other explanations.

 

Love always

 

Dave/Chrono

 

 

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No, Lizard Men are from the planet Lizaran or something, they're big scaley lizard shaped bastards. Chrono's clone is currently married to one and they have a clutch of lovely hairy Homo Reptilians.

 

The first time machine 'comes out' 'in the shops' in 2205 which is just long enough to ensure you'll be dead when they're available and saves me the trouble of any other explanations.

 

Love always

 

Dave/Chrono

 

well I may be dead by then but you have forgot something...hmmm have you been to the top secret bases yet?? like Mars, or there is a time travel machine use by the men in black but you said it come out in 2205?? I am not going to wait that long time but I guess it may come out soon or later but I guess that you need to see with your eyes only.. that time travel is out allready at the top secret bases..because there is a UFO and antigravity. so write back.. O_o

 

 

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"well I may be dead by then but you have forgot something...hmmm have you been to the top secret bases yet?? like Mars, or there is a time travel machine use by the men in black but you said it come out in 2205?? I am not going to wait that long time but I guess it may come out soon or later but I guess that you need to see with your eyes only.. that time travel is out allready at the top secret bases..because there is a UFO and antigravity. so write back.."

 

Yeeeeees, that's exactly what I meant

 

The top secret LIZARD MAN bases you mean? Yes I have been to them in the future. 'Sydney' one of them used to be called. Anyway, you have nice lie down now Warrior, then when wake up in morning the sun shining and you can collect crabs to put in rock pool.

 

Love always

 

Dave / Chrono *(oof! bash! ouch!!)

 

 

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"well I may be dead by then but you have forgot something...hmmm have you been to the top secret bases yet?? like Mars, or there is a time travel machine use by the men in black but you said it come out in 2205?? I am not going to wait that long time but I guess it may come out soon or later but I guess that you need to see with your eyes only.. that time travel is out allready at the top secret bases..because there is a UFO and antigravity. so write back.."

 

Yeeeeees, that's exactly what I meant

 

The top secret LIZARD MAN bases you mean? Yes I have been to them in the future. 'Sydney' one of them used to be called. Anyway, you have nice lie down now Warrior, then when wake up in morning the sun shining and you can collect crabs to put in rock pool.

 

Love always

 

Dave / Chrono *(oof! bash! ouch!!)

 

not so fast Dave/Chrono you have forgotton something the Alien bases is all over the world!! and it in Mars also... O_o also you also have Fogotton that time travel machine is there in the top secret bases I know that for sure but they kept themself for there own way...for evil thing..so also there is a Nazi bases in the north pole possible so write back

 

oh no what is Dave/Chrono going to do now?? noting and just writing a message hahah..

 

 

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Re: Chrono-Buster!!!

 

Awesome. I leave for 2 years and this thread just kept going! Looks like I've got to read up on some 40 pages to get up-to-date on the Chronohistorian Saga.

 

Hah, I just found my last post in this thread... (which was in august '04). so let me repost that.

 

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Nice seeing you again chrono :love: (if you're still here)

 

 

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