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I'm not stalling, you gotta understand the Clamorette is not the Clamorian you once knew. Creedo is a broken creature, he too is not what you may have known before. How bad was his mucus emission and scaling when you knew him?

 

These are damaged people we're talking about here. And I mean people in the broadest sense of the word. Nobody is going to start asking them awkward questions or hanging them out of the airlock above the black hole in the Crab Nebula on my watch unless its me, ya hear?

 

Anyway Rainman, you asked for Chrono so I am switching into 12 year old (now 15 year old but discovered furious masturbation) mode for you ...... now.....ah....there you go

 

Hewwo Chwono here, how can I 'elp you your worship?

 

 

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Warror381, I am not psychic. Psychotic possibly. Sadly I cannot see Jacin Michael Young as a time traveller. Nor as anything else. Our records in 'VER FUTURE' show he is abducted by Lizard Men sometime towards the start of the 21st century and lives out much of his life as a gladiator in the Pain Hole on the planet Uranus where his ring literally collapses while fighting in their ring. If you get my meaning. He can't sit down very well, yeah, you dig? So he is (a) not a time traveller but (b) a galactic traveller. Cosmic swings and roundabouts innit? If you can't have your muscle cake and eat it, why have cake? (***AAAARGH SHUT UP CHRONO****)

 

Hope that answers your questions, if you see Jacin tell him to start buying lubricants and keeping a big holdall full of them very close to him at all times.

 

Glad to be of help, The Davester

 

xx

 

jacin ask me to ask you how did he die? and what age did he die?? and why was he abduction for?? and also wonder what is a Galactic traveller?? write back..he ask.

 

 

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Ah Mr. Comedian. As I suspected another hoaxer and debunker, who just pulled rule number three, from the The Four Rules of Debunking. You can apply this to any subject, it doesn't matter.

 

1 What the public doesn't know, we are not going to tell them.

 

2 Don't bother us with the facts, our minds are made up.

 

3 If we can't attack the data, we will attack the people; it is much easier.

 

4 Do one's research by proclamation, rather than investigation. It is much easier and most people won't know the difference.

 

All I am asking is for is real proof. You'd rather stick to rule three.

 

 

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seem we have another bart simpson here , ( AKA ATTENTION HUNGRY SHARK) someone who will do and say anything to get attention and lives on reply just to add more after , dude jacin young is way more knowledgable than you about time travel he has been into time travel way longer than i am and as become over the year a close friend of mine and excellent webcrawler to find and ressource information on his pc he host some of the most relevant time travel information so please bash someone else , i dont thunk you mesure to some one like him or me , what is your value to such a forum , me personnaly when budget permit i do experiment base on relevant information given to me by the member and possible time travel experiment so if you need attention go on anomalie or above top secret they live for that there i think time travel institute is by far one of the most relevant gathering ive seen so far , let try to keep it that way

 

 

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Notime & Doc Z,

 

We, Goo-ooo-ROO the Great and Wonderful, by His Grace, Lord Emperor of Bern and Adversary of He Who Has a Pact With Satan, Amen, understand that you are new here. We shall explain:

 

He Who Has a Pact With Satan, the evil and wicked Moderator RainmanTime (Ptui! We spit on his boots!) invited the equally evil and wicked Clamorian/Kinky Dave/Chronohistorian to make a return engagement to our lands to entertain us with some comic relief.

 

We sympathize with those who do not appreciate English humor (or English dental hygiene for that matter). Bring out your dead!

 

 

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Ah Mr. Comedian. As I suspected another hoaxer and debunker, who just pulled rule number three, from the The Four Rules of Debunking. You can apply this to any subject, it doesn't matter.

 

1 What the public doesn't know, we are not going to tell them.

 

2 Don't bother us with the facts, our minds are made up.

 

3 If we can't attack the data, we will attack the people; it is much easier.

 

4 Do one's research by proclamation, rather than investigation. It is much easier and most people won't know the difference.

 

All I am asking is for is real proof. You'd rather stick to rule three.

In fact, one of the dastardly rules of debunking is to denounce publicly, but not to face the opposition in open debate!

 

What else is amazing about the rules of debunking is how the rules of debunking only apply to one side of an argument but not the other! Again, not withstanding up to open debate.

 

Hmmm... Could it be that debunking is debunked itself? I do believe so.

 

 

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doctorz, I am cheered up immensely by the fact that your pocket money budget is being used to finance your experiments with time travel, but for crying out loud make sure you have a decent meal sometime, yeah? and watch out for Lizard Men, particularly any bearing Muscle Trees and insisting on giving you a rectal probe. Although thats how it started for me, so who am I to complain?

 

 

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Hewwo Chwono here, how can I 'elp you your worship?

Hello, Chrono, old pal! How are you doing? Is Dave feeding you enough time cake? You are sounding a little weak. Look, I realize that you are nothing more than a strip of beef jerky attached to Dave Kinky's body right now, but we've got a tough mission and you were the only one that came to mind that would have a prayer of finishing it. And before you say anything, yes, your favorite extra-terrestrial species, the Skaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarans (sorry, I always forget how many "a's" are in their name, so I was being extra cautious) are directly involved.

 

So here is the deal: If you have finally completed your course in potty training, and there is no danger of you wetting yourself and causing embarassment to the Great Galactic Federation of Really Cool Dudes (yes, the GGFRCD), then please report to checkpoint Dweezil right off the shoulder of Orion...ASAP! I mean we literally need you there yesterday! (You have remembered how to time travel right? You don't need Dave to help?)

 

I'd highly recommend you dig up a few muscle trees and bring them along, because you are gonna need them. Those Skaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarans are pissed off! Don't bother bringing Creedo299, he will just make a mess. But smack Clamorian upside the head, tell him to stop acting like a little girl, and bring him along too. He always did enjoy the taste of freshly grilled Skaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaran flesh!

 

Report back to me here once you have reached checkpoint Dweezil. Communication terminated. You can turn the line back over to the Kinkster.

 

RMT

 

 

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How bad was his mucus emission and scaling when you knew him?

Why do you think I mentioned the "acrid smell" in my post above???? If his mucus is that bad, how could you not have smelled that smell? Unless you have been mainlining Lunarium again... I told you that stuff would kill your sense of smell (not to mention shrink your grapes into raisins!).

 

If I were you, I would put Creedo to bed right now, and no dessert for him, mister!

 

RMT

 

 

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Warrior381, are you actually Jacin? Or possibly you are both engaged in carnal love with each other since it is Jacin you bang on and on about? No matter. I will switch on the screen of my amazing Kinkometric Chrono-viewer and answer your question:

 

"jacin ask me to ask you how did he die? and what age did he die?? and why was he abduction for?? and also wonder what is a Galactic traveller?? write back..he ask."

 

Jacin died in a hole in Uranus in the year of our Dave 2056, which will give you an indication of his age at the point of death. At the time he was dressed in a full gimp outfit and he had been fighting in the Lizard Men's Gladiatorial Arena for nearly ten months. However the Lizard Men's dubious weaponry used in the arena was a poorly lubricated anal probe, and after ten months Jacin could fight no longer. Or sit down. Or take a warm bath.

 

The Lizard Men particularly targeted Jacin to abduct because he is universally known across all the timekinks for having a particularly attractive pair of pert buttocks.

 

Hope this clears things up

 

Glad to be of help

 

Dave

 

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"Dave,

 

We, Goo-ooo-ROO the Great and Wonderful, by His Grace, Lord Emperor of Bern and Adversary of He Who Has a Pact With Satan, Amen, have determined in 22nd Century terms that your are approximately 2.5*10^16 meters old. Hope that helps."

 

Right, sorry, didn't realise Darby was Creedo299's clone brother. Who is this Satan anyway? The enemy of some primitive tribal desert deity or something?

 

 

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And because space and time are interchangeable, I should follow this post up to let you know that my Big 12 Inches is so massive that it actually stretches into the year 2012. Yes, that is right, my manhood is technically a time traveler...thanks to the principles of Relativity and the interconnectedness of space-time.

 

Glad to be of help,

 

RMT

 

 

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i finally figure you rainman , ive dealt with people like you on so many forum , you always think you got the answer but deep down you dont , you dont know jack about what is the equation of time , what its frequency , how come it change ever now and then , what does earth gravity does have to do with time travel , if or not the PX ever happen , and best of all you never and i mean you never achieve one day in your life enlightement via atral projection thru another plane of existence , you are not a spiritual person , only those of us who have some interess and capacity to see beyond will achieve time travel, i feel sad for you , that you never got to experience these thing , and you Darby i tought you were more mature than this , guess you havent change in so many year and how come your all talk but not any actual experience , what are you guys afraid of if you know so much come on i challenge you to a dual , first one to creat a real static field ( check gibbs time portal and make it work . i know the CSA did make it work

 

man reading your post on a daliy basis will bring a smaile to my face when the rest of the forum will see how pathetic you are attacking people none stop for your own amusement

 

really pathetic and i really doubt that you are who you claim you are can you show me your myspace link or facebook i wanna see the man behind these post

 

everyone know who i am ive been here for more than 10 years how about you

 

 

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You continue to get it wrong:

 

you always think you got the answer

No, you see, it went like this: YOU make claim. I ASK QUESTIONS. I expect YOU to give answers. So far, this is just another rant, in a different thread, where you can avoid answering ANY of the more difficult questions I have asked.

 

The more you ignore them, the more I will continue to point out that you cannot even answer simple questions about the physics of a electro-mechanical motor. Hope you enjoy looking stupid, because you are doing a fantastic job.

 

And again: What is your Doctorate degree in, exactly?

 

RMT

 

 

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You continue to get it wrong:

 

In reply to:

 

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you always think you got the answer

 

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No, you see, it went like this: YOU make claim. I ASK QUESTIONS. I expect YOU to give answers. So far, this is just another rant, in a different thread, where you can avoid answering ANY of the more difficult questions I have asked.

 

The more you ignore them, the more I will continue to point out that you cannot even answer simple questions about the physics of a electro-mechanical motor. Hope you enjoy looking stupid, because you are doing a fantastic job.

 

And again: What is your Doctorate degree in, exactly?

 

RMT

 

oh shut up Rainmantime because all you do is talk to much but you don't have any proof of it..no wonder no one want to talk to you because you don't have any proof of time travel..

 

so Rainmantime keep your mouth shut up...and back off of Doctor Z..he know more than you do

 

 

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oh shut up Rainmantime because all you do is talk to much but you don't have any proof of it..no wonder no one want to talk to you because you don't have any proof of time travel..

Earth to Warrior, come in Warrior! I will type this slow, because I know you can't read very fast:

 

I.......DO......NOT.......MAKE......CLAIMS......OF......TIME......TRAVEL.

 

Hence, why in the hell would I need any "proof"? I ain't the Bubba making claims! :confused:

 

so Rainmantime keep your mouth shut up...and back off of Doctor Z..he know more than you do

Well. I guess I have just been told-off by the next super-under-uber-president of Oceania. Look out Kinky, Warrior is bucking for your job! ;)

 

RMT

 

 

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