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How to convince your friends youre a time traveler


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http://www.idlewords.com/weblog.09.2003.html

 

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Titor's courage in telling his story seems to have opened the floodgates, encouraging other time travellers to come forward and tell their own stories. This makes sense - after all, if time travel is possible, then the present should be roiling with visitors from the future. Their silence suggests a certain bashfulness and a lack of certainty about how to reveal themselves online. So taking inspiration from John Titor, I would suggest the following set of best practices for the online time traveller. (If you've already made your Internet debut before reading these guidelines, don't fret - simply travel back in time and make the appropriate changes!)

1. Act like you don't care whether people believe you

2. Don't be afraid to make wooly predictions

 

3. Read up on your physics

 

4. Cover Your Ass

 

5. Apocalypse, baby!

 

6. Dazzle 'em with details

 

7. Know your audience

 

8. Watch out for paradox

 

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Wa1ex,

 

Since you summarized this article's key points ...

 

1. Act like you don't care whether people believe you

 

2. Don't be afraid to make wooly predictions

 

3. Read up on your physics

 

4. Cover Your Ass

 

5. Apocalypse, baby!

 

6. Dazzle 'em with details

 

7. Know your audience

 

8. Watch out for paradox

 

I can only assume you are promoting Apocolyptic time trallers therefore a THREAT to NATIONAL SECURITY. :)

 

I'm sure they will assign an agent to monitor your comments (Maybe a self-important engineer) and report back to DOMINT operatives of the NSA :)

 

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TheCigMan

 

 

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Re: How to convince your friends youre a time trav

 

Wa1ex,

 

Well the NSA used to refer to their spy satellites as "Big Bird" not as cool as Skynet... :)

 

But beware of meeting "old friends or acquitances" on the street...

 

Beware of them wanting you to hang in "their" new business (comic, music or magic shop?)

 

Beware of them not talking much... Prompting you to talk more... :)

 

You might be "taped" or be under video surveillance :)

 

Cut off contacts from friends and family! :)

 

You are a THREAT to NATIONAL SECURITY now. Damn Apocolyptic Time Travellers! Don't they know there are a whole 2500 people here at TTI :) and there is Hundreds of Thousands reading JohnTitor.com!!! :)

 

Expect anything!

 

Be Warned! :)

 

TheCigMan

 

 

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