TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 TIP FOR \"The Ladies...\" - IRISH GUYS We know you ladies out there have overlooked Irish guys in the last decade or two... But there is some interesting heritage stuff you should know... Irish Guys of the last few generations have a unique genetic make up... They have VIKING, French and Spanish blood in them... OH YES! That's Right!... For you ladies who like "take charge" type guys who will "do battle" for you... The Viking Element. For you ladies who like "sophisticaed romance" there is the French heritage... For you ladies who like "hot latin lovers" there is the Spanish element... How did they get Spanish and French heritage?... Well from Spanish and French soldier and sailors who either conquered or moved to IRELAND! Its WELL DOCUMENTED. Its been known for a long time about THE VIKINGS invading Ireland. And for you ladies you like Spanish guys but "can't take them home to mother" because of ethno-centric family problems... Take home an IRISH GUY. A secretly think of him as "hot latin lover" because ITS TRUE! TheCigMAn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 TIP FOR \"The Ladies...\" -Fashion Industry SIZES. Well Ladies... "How are YOU DOING?!..." The "Fashion Industry" is ah... "Evil"... It's "Illuminated"... It's about "making you feel bad" and making "spend all your money on clothes and shoes" every quarter or season... And the "sizes..." Ladies... The 6 is the new 4... The 4 is the new 0?... Ladies? GUYS DONT CARE ABOUT THE STUFF... It's "just veiled" nonsense to make you "anerexic"... Ever hear a guy "cat call" you like this?... "Hey Baby!!! You are 100 Pounds! (At 5"7-5"9) Baby! You are hot!" "Hey Baby!!! These "bones" sticking out of your body!!! THEY ARE HOT!!!" "Hey Baby!!! Hey Baby! I love "WALKING STICKS" like you!!!" Ladies... Men like CURVY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN... There is "kind of" a "magic number for weight"... It's 126 for a 5"4 to 5"6 BIKINI MODEL... And it's "difficult" for BIKINI MODELS to "maintian" that weight... And a 135-140 5"9 or 5"10 woman SOUNDS GREAT TO ME!!! Sounds like she is CURVY and VOLUPTOUS... Like 34-36-38(C-D) breasts 26-28-30 waist and 36-38-40 hips Any combination of those numbers is great to me!!!! TheCigMAn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 TIP FOR \"The Ladies...\" - IRISH GUYS Hey Ladies... Did you hear that sexy revolutionary... Che Guevara... Was Spanish and IRISH! TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogz Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: TIP FOR \"The Ladies...\" - IRISH GUYS Is the key to being called a revolutionary rather than something worse, to take over a small country rather than a large one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: TIP FOR \"The Ladies...\" - IRISH GUYS Ah.. I don't know... What country did he try to take over again? Cuba? Mexico? Boliva? There are other small countries to take over... Monaco Britian Bermuda Bahamas Dunkirk Channel Islands Maybe a few others will come to mind... TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 TIP FOR \"The Ladies...\" - \"Quiet Guys\" Ladies... We have "discovered" the "loud mouth cop", "italian heritage" and "mtv hip hopper" secret to "picking up" women... It's THEIR VOICES... Their SPEAKING PATTERNS... Their LOUD BARK LIKE CONVERSATIONS... That "force your attention" to them... And presents "a tough guy" image... IT'S A TRICK. IT'S PHONEY. They learned it from the "tough talk" they get from "Robert DeNiro" movies... Who isn't "really italian" according to his bio... He's Irish, French, Dutch and Italian... You see Ladies... Women "date" with their "ears" Men "date" with their "eyes" But "nice guys" now... Even if they "know the secret" Are not going to run around in "loud barking voices" say the "F-Word" or "A-Word" or "D-Word" or "Gay Words"... We just don't want to "carry on like that..." But if these "phoney loud mouth talking" tough guys "turn you on..." There is nothing we can do about it... So good luck Ladies... We hear these "guys" tell all your "secrets" about "you and girlfriends" to THEIR FRIENDS. TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainmanTime Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: TIP FOR \"The Ladies...\" - \"Quiet Guys\" Yeah, we all know how much the ladies can't leave CigMan alone! RMT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: TIP FOR \"The Ladies...\" - \"Quiet Guys\" RMT, I wasn't talking about myself... You the one who "brags" about all "the babes" you score... Rainy... They are just "pretending" with you... Most women are "bi towards gay" in this american society... They are probably just "spying on your for the Russians or the Chinese" Would someone check RainmanTimes ex-girlfriends? Please... TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainmanTime Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Re: TIP FOR \"The Ladies...\" - \"Quiet Guys\" I wasn't talking about myself... You the one who "brags" about all "the babes" you score... Really? Care to show me? I think you are projecting (again). RMT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthless Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Re: TIP FOR \"The Ladies...\" - \"Quiet Guys\" "They are probably just "spying on your for the Russians or the Chinese" yeah, the russians AND the chinese have bigtime problems with that whole closed-loops thingy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted March 28, 2008 Author Share Posted March 28, 2008 Re: TIP FOR \"The Ladies...\" - \"Quiet Guys\" Rainy, What's the matter?... You're up in arms?... I'm fighting with Ruthless not you... But if you think of those "babes in California" want you for you body... We have to "disagree"... It's for your "mind and defense contracts..." Sorry to "burst your bubble..." TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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