TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... Since the Writers Guild Strike is still on... We would like provide a "Jack Handy" Thought. "Jack Handy" was a great bit on SNL of a guy who had strange observations and some times "disturbing" rumors... It is sorely missed on Saturday Night Live... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Blondes have TOO MUCH FUN... And will mostly get a SEXUAL DISEASE..." TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthless Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... i love myself now thanks to jack handy!! but seriously though, that was some funny stuff. ever see jack lose it? rofl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthless Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... wasnt it called deep thinking with jack handy or something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted November 13, 2007 Author Share Posted November 13, 2007 Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... Ruthless, No... I think it was "Deep Thoughts... By Jack Handy"... But I'm not sure... TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted November 13, 2007 Author Share Posted November 13, 2007 Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... Ahhh..., I screwed this up a little... It was supposed to be... "Blondes have TOO MUCH FUN... And will most likely get a SEXUAL DISEASE..." TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 2 Here is one... I trying to catch up because of the Writers Guild strike and Lorne Michaels being a Canadian/British spy... Who used the opening of Saturday Night Live to make the Presidency of U.S. of America a joke. "It's better to die on your feet than... (Being forced, manipulated or extorted to do somthing) On your knees..." TheCigMMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 3 Inspired by last nights 30 Rock Episode... "Maple Syrup?... No. It's only for Sunday morning sex. The rest of the week is Chocolate." TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 4 Here is my latest Jack Handy like thought... "The American Education system is bad. It's so bad everyone from the Third World wants to come to our engineering schools and technology univeristies... Get degrees... Work for our corporations... And STEAL our intellectual property and go back home." TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted November 24, 2007 Author Share Posted November 24, 2007 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 5 "To men, BEAUTIFUL or SEXY women are like SHINY OBJECTS... We get easily distracted." > TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted November 24, 2007 Author Share Posted November 24, 2007 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 6 "The Jews and Romans (Italians)... First, they killed JESUS... Now... They are trying to KILL AMERICA." TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthless Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 5 heh, you must be spying on me. i told my wife last night thats not love. i dont believe that way. i believe that if you truly love someone, then you could never hurt them or make them feel less than. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthless Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 5 heres a jack handy-esque thought, why cant women keep their ovaries in their pants?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 5 Ruthless, It seems women have been "pre-conditioned" to have sex with THE MOST AGRESSIVE GUY. It doesn't seem to matter who unfortunately. And with diseases? and the truth that most people are really BI... It's very dangerous behavior. TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 7 "TV is not just a MEDIA DISPLAY DEVICE. It's an ELECTRO MAGNETIC Mind Destroying MIND CONTROL WEAPON." TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 8 "If the COWBOYS are AMERICA's TEAM?... Why have an NFL SEASON? We should just give them the TROPHY. And PARTY ONCE A YEAR! Season Tickets are expensive." TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 9 "I've been thinking about the great inventors and contributors to humanity. Capernicus, Newton, Edison, Louis Rard (Inventor of the Bikini) and our greatest inventor in the history of humanity - David Hasselhoff - Reviver and Syndicator of Baywatch." TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... "Just because you didn't get your grammar school sweetheart or college crush... It doesn't mean you are "gay". Get over it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted December 14, 2007 Author Share Posted December 14, 2007 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... Hey, It's really me Jack Handy. This EVIL ALIEN AND EVIL SCUM ILLUMINATI PSYCHOTIC KILLER invasion of THE PLANET EARTH. ITS SO REAL AND SCAREY THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN COMMUNICATE. GET SERIOUS. SAVE MANKIND. YOUR OWN LIFE. AND THEY LIVES OF YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND LOVERS. DEPENDS ON IT. Nah. It's just TheCigMan tell you THE TRUTH. FUNNY TIME IS OVER. LETS SAVE HUMANITY and GET DOWN ON ALL THE 'LOVERS' and ENDLESS SEX being a GOOD SOUL HUMAN and/or SPIRITUAL and/or RELIGIOUS TEN COMMANDMENTS person can bring. YOU ONLY NEED 1-4 lovers ONCE A WEEK like normal people like the 'McMonagle' guy. But we hear hes great in bed but occasionally a little kinky. You need variety sometimes. SAVE US SAVE MANKIND SAVE THE PLANET EARTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... "The American Way of Life is 5 interlocked energy field of EVIL. Who knew?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted December 26, 2007 Author Share Posted December 26, 2007 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... "Sex is like an amusement park ride. You wait 2 hours to get on and it is over in 5 minutes. But sometimes its worth the wait. But rarely." The first 2 sentences are attributed to former Chase Manhattan Bank Vice President Ronald Pristin A bank Vice President who was fluent in RUSSIAN??? And just happens to end in its R&D group? There was another Vice President fluent in that group who was fluent in written and spoken THAI??? He must have been CIA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... "All the world's a stage... For the EVIL GREYS and the NSA and their ALIEN MOONBASE ANTENAE to broadcast ATV. AlienTV for the universe to watch the destruction of MANKIND. It's a really popular show in the universe!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted January 10, 2008 Author Share Posted January 10, 2008 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 6-A "The Jews and the Romans (ITALIANS) never stopped working together... They were just on 'vacation' to wait for America and the next 'Jesus Type Dude'"... But the secrets out now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted January 10, 2008 Author Share Posted January 10, 2008 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 10 "There is such thing as SCOTTISH PEOPLE. They called IRISH PEOPLE WITH BOATS and IRISH PEOPLE WHO COULD SWIM" Only kidding my scottish cousins. You have to have a "sense of humor about yourself" sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 11 I'm always fascinated with the Las Vegas, Nevada tourism slogan... You know the mayor is the lawyer for the guys in the movie "Casino"... It was a TRUE STORY. A MOB LAWYER is THE MAYOR OF LAS VEGAS. Not "good". "What's happens in Vegas... Stays in Vegas." No it's false advertising really. It should be... "What's happens in Vegas... Is captured by security cameras and microphones and indexed with your all your personal information and written to optical disks in optical jukeboxes in underground secret facilities for the NSA/FBI/Italian Mafia Operations. You know alot people of Italian heritage are in the telecommunications industry, NSA and the FBI and of course THE ITALIAN MAFIA. Nevada like New Jersey isn't really a "state". It's a Military Industrail Complex super secret bunker land and New Jersey is the Illuminati/Masonic State." It's scarey scarey stuff my friends. TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro7 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 11 a hotel burning, only means to collect the potential insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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