Dizzie Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Hey, don't forget to check out the Church of Titor website. They have a nifty toll free line where you can listen to a robo-voice repeat Titor posts and lore. You can even leave a friendly message. While they are unlinked from the home page, the site has several other pages with random boiler-plate info from the particular Wordpress template they are utilizing. Examples: Aside Post Inspirational video Audio post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darby Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Hey' date=' don't forget to check out the Church of Titor website. They have a nifty toll free line where you can listen to a robo-voice repeat Titor posts and lore. You can even leave a friendly message.While they are unlinked from the home page, the site has several other pages with random boiler-plate info from the particular Wordpress template they are utilizing. Examples: Aside Post Inspirational video Audio post Give up your email address and call the toll free number at your own risk. Toll free numbers aren't free for the account holder and putting the number on the Internet risking thousands of calls. Somehow the website owner has to be making money to pay the bills and s/he doesn't care about web content. As you said it's just a blank boilerplate website that the site owner purchased from Church.com. There's a scam and a rip-off hiding in the weeds there. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mylo.X. Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 The Church of John Titor, Lord and Saviour of our timeline???????? Never have I heard anything so ridiculous in my whole life!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannah01 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzie Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 aaaaaand, offline! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 aaaaaand, offline! Well crap - I was looking forward to joining a cult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzie Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 I almost wished I had saved the 800 number to see if it still functions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I took a screenshot of it when I talked about it on another site I've been working on: I'm at work so I can't call it right now; let me know what happens though. Edit: I remember seeing Adsense ads for it all over the place for a while too... Setting all of that stuff up isn't easy or fast... Either it was real or someone had way too much time on their hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Whoever they are, they will talk to you on Twitter. I find it very amusing. All bless the beloved brother John!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzie Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 haha thanks! Number you have reached is not in service! re: Paula - https://twitter.com/ChurchofTitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Praise be John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 haha thanks! Number you have reached is not in service!re: Paula - https://twitter.com/ChurchofTitor The number doesn't work anymore? I left a few funny messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryeandris Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Oh man, Church of Titor! How did I forget? My brothers John & & Sisters Jane, praise be the teet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudasTitor Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Well crap - I was looking forward to joining a cult. You know I still have that wizard hat if you want to do a church of Titor YouTube channel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainmanTime Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I would MUCH rather join a Church of South Park. At least that would be entertaining, even if it was cultish. RMT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 It shut down because we all lost faith! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudasTitor Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 It shut down because we all lost faith! We? You mean Darby, Einstein, and Hoaxhunter? I'll be diving for Caribbean lobster from my yacht while the rest of the nation enjoys a healthy dose of 550 Kill-A-Ton warheads if you decide to get your faith back. Enjoy your fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mylo.X. Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I'll be diving for Caribbean lobster from my yacht while the rest of the nation enjoys a healthy dose of 550 Kill-A-Ton warheads if you decide to get your faith back. Enjoy your fate. Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Many thanks for providing the Monday morning laugh, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 As much as I want a status quo change so that we can go back to survival mode instead of paying bills and taxes mode, I have a feeling nothing will happen on March 12th and we will go back to our lives, being slaves to our government. Sigh. THAT is my lack of faith. Brother John, will you ever forgive me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudasTitor Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 As much as I want a status quo change so that we can go back to survival mode instead of paying bills and taxes mode, I have a feeling nothing will happen on March 12th and we will go back to our lives, being slaves to our government. Sigh. THAT is my lack of faith. Brother John, will you ever forgive me? Sister Jane, your brothers are being illegally enslaved via writs of bodily attachment. I have had enough. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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