PaulaJedi Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 No political talk. No Debates. Let's have fun and list different places Putin may be. I'll start: He was eaten alive by piranhas when fishing without his fishing boots. or John Titor kidnapped him to prevent WWIII. Your turn... (KEEP IT FUN!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Getting drunk with Snowden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted March 15, 2015 Author Share Posted March 15, 2015 Snowden and Putin got drunk and woke up somewhere else. They have no clue where they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Snowden and Putin got drunk and woke up somewhere else. They have no clue where they are. They're both on an Harold & Kumar-esque adventure to the only White Castle in Moscow. David Spade guest-stars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Assassinated! Titor predicted it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 They better have sent a few Terminators after him, I don't think Puty goes down easy. MeeYOW. Nah, he's definitely sharing a sno-cone with Oprah in Chicago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted March 15, 2015 Author Share Posted March 15, 2015 Cosmo is implying that Puty is having an affair with Oprah. That very well could be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted March 15, 2015 Author Share Posted March 15, 2015 Being afraid to "come out", Puty put on his prettiest dress, nicest makeup, and sweetest perfume. He then headed to the nightclubs of NYC. After several drinks, he blacked out. He's in a dark room. Even HE doesn't know where "he" is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gpa Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Pootie-Poot is hangin out with W on the ranch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted March 16, 2015 Author Share Posted March 16, 2015 As seen below, Putin decided to disguise himself as a hipster in an effort to spy on people working under him. [ATTACH=full]290[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainmanTime Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Clearly he had a bad Molly trip, and is just laying low while the effects wear off. He wants to be all good for the big rave coming up when his buddies in Tehran get the big nuke deal sealed. RMT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerrTexas Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Putin heard that Techno Viking was coming for him, watched the hidden kneecam video of Techno Vikings lethal powers and took the first rocket up to a secret space station. No matter, Techno Viking shall get him, when Techno Viking so decides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted March 16, 2015 Author Share Posted March 16, 2015 Since Puty is back, feel free to consider this Where WAS Putin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Since Puty is back, feel free to consider this Where WAS Putin. He's probably still dead. His replacement is a clone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted March 16, 2015 Author Share Posted March 16, 2015 Maybe the real Putin took an extended vacation in Rio while his twin brother runs things for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantrum Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Pootie-Poot is hangin out with W on the ranch. Pootie-Poot is what I call my dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantrum Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Putin is scootin to Disneyland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantrum Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 As seen below, Putin decided to disguise himself as a hipster in an effort to spy on people working under him.[ATTACH=full]290[/ATTACH] He needs a nose ring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantrum Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 As seen below, Putin decided to disguise himself as a hipster in an effort to spy on people working under him.[ATTACH=full]290[/ATTACH] With that nose ring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinoy Jade Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 He is swimming on the Niagara Falls! i saw him while back. I saw him with two ladies. I guess he did not tell his palace that he would be out for swimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mylo.X. Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Saw an internet article that says Putin was recently arrested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mylo.X. Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Here ya go. http://www.news4jax.com/news/weird-news/man-named-vladimir-putin-arrested-in-west-palm-beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seesaw Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Hard to understand - Where is the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syzygy Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 That's it exactly, he's game hunting: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted September 4, 2016 Author Share Posted September 4, 2016 That's it exactly, he's game hunting: [ATTACH type=full" alt="1646322986136.png]1035[/ATTACH] You know, if puty worked on his man boobs, he'd be pretty good looking for his age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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