Itfoundme Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I'm a time traveler. I used a method of meditation mixed with lucid dreaming to access a part of the brain that allowed sliding through time and space. I give no further instructions on this method. I am here to warn all those using this method of even possibly time traveling in general. It found me. I can't explain what it is... I'll explain... when I first started the process I started with simple changes... I may have... punched Stalin and ran. That was fun. I started to see the world. Truely I felt privileged. Then the first thing happened. I received a letter in the mail with the words "No Lottery Yet?" Written in a strange clunky hand. I thought it a joke and ignored it. I kept going seeing great historical sights and meeting cool people. I roadied with Jimi Hendrix for 3 months. That was fun. Then I got a letter when I went home to see if any ill side effects to the timeline happened. "QUIT." So I quit my Roadie job. Then I used it barely. Eventually thinking I was safe. Then I saw it. I went to leave a note to myself in the past to stop altogether. I got... intercepted. It looked at me. I think. I can remember it had a shape. It TOLD ME THINGS. I came back and resolved the timeline by... killing my past self after I sent my original email. Now he can't find me. I will investigate what it was after I bury my body. Please do not look for it. I don't think it can see all the methods of time travel but better safe then sorry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I'm a time traveler. I used a method of meditation mixed with lucid dreaming to access a part of the brain that allowed sliding through time and space.{/quote] Welcome to TTI. I have a few questions for you. What year are you from? Or are you from 2015 "traveling" elsewhere? Are you implying that you physically time travel while using this method of meditation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itfoundme Posted May 9, 2015 Author Share Posted May 9, 2015 2015. And no I'm stating I can. I can... sorta teleport. As long as I have 15 seconds as an anchor. If I try to stay on a place in one timeline without having 15 seconds meditation ahead of me in my previous I cant go anywhere. I've gotten kinda good too with what I can do... shame. It has it's limits. Ok. My contingency plan to dispose of my own body is complete. Time line resolved. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaJedi Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 2015. And no I'm stating I can. I can... sorta teleport. As long as I have 15 seconds as an anchor. If I try to stay on a place in one timeline without having 15 seconds meditation ahead of me in my previous I cant go anywhere. I've gotten kinda good too with what I can do... shame. It has it's limits. Ok. My contingency plan to dispose of my own body is complete. Time line resolved. Shame. Would you be willing to share how you do this? I've heard stories of people doing this before, but it isn't something I've ever tried myself. (I don't think I can concetrate that long). Do you believe in the Multiple Timeline Theory? If so, is that an issue at all when you do this? Where/When have you visited? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itfoundme Posted May 9, 2015 Author Share Posted May 9, 2015 Would you be willing to share how you do this? I've heard stories of people doing this before, but it isn't something I've ever tried myself. (I don't think I can concetrate that long). Do you believe in the Multiple Timeline Theory? If so, is that an issue at all when you do this? Where/When have you visited? Ok. I uh... witnessed the building of the sphinx. A gladiator match. I staged a daring multi time travel raid of Stalin's compound to punch him while he was raping some girl. (That was fun.) I got a job as a roadie for JIMI...FREAKING...HENDRIX. Three months. Best music ever. I trained at Shaolin and nearly died during my first day of training... actually. I was planning to go for life at Shaolin but decided that the life of a warrior wasn't for me. I valued life too much. I bummed around Fuedal Japan. This wasn't in order I just remembered them in this order. And no. It found me. It will find you too and I am NOT gonna list how to dispose of a body to bunch of time travelers so you can fix your own timeline. Too risky. And awkward. AND CREEPY. And I believe in multi. Even if I shut down the previous time line this in and of itself is a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolas Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 What other languages beside english, russian, old egyptian, japanese and latin (or whatever other language you spoke your way to that gladiator match) do you speak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itfoundme Posted May 10, 2015 Author Share Posted May 10, 2015 English and Chinese. I speak a little japanese. It was mostly subterfuge that got me around. Guards doesn't seem that scary without guns. And I brought a lot of equipment for getting over walls and my parkour helps. I saw this dude go to a collesium and he ended up fighting a chicken...he was SCARED before that chicken came out. I think he was supposed to find a lion or something. Are we all gonna ignore the fact I got attacked by a monster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainmanTime Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Are we all gonna ignore the fact I got attacked by a monster? Yes, we are. But I am afraid you are not, so proceed. RMT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itfoundme Posted May 10, 2015 Author Share Posted May 10, 2015 RMT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolas Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 English and Chinese. I speak a little japanese. It was mostly subterfuge that got me around. Guards doesn't seem that scary without guns. No Russian whatsoever? When you punched Stalin, did you do that after 1930 or was it before, maybe when he was a teenager? I'm curious to know how you approached him without any knowledge of Russian or the cyrilic alphabet, and actually landed a punch on the man using only "subterfuge" and "parkour". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itfoundme Posted May 10, 2015 Author Share Posted May 10, 2015 No Russian whatsoever? When you punched Stalin, did you do that after 1930 or was it before, maybe when he was a teenager? I'm curious to know how you approached him without any knowledge of Russian or the cyrilic alphabet, and actually landed a punch on the man using only "subterfuge" and "parkour". If I see a place I can go there via time travel. So with some binoculars and dark clothing and a few windows here and there I was able to map his compound out. I sneak attacked him while he was raping one of his mistresses in a room I had been in at one point then timed a raping in that room and went in at that point. Took... I'd say 2 weeks of collective time spent traveling to pull off. I punched him and teleported out. He was in the middle of his reign. And yes he was raping. I saw the girls reaction. I was planning this a test for becoming a superhero. But then it found me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolas Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 If I see a place I can go there via time travel. So with some binoculars and dark clothing and a few windows here and there I was able to map his compound out. I sneak attacked him while he was raping one of his mistresses in a room I had been in at one point then timed a raping in that room and went in at that point. Took... I'd say 2 weeks of collective time spent traveling to pull off. I punched him and teleported out. He was in the middle of his reign. And yes he was raping. I saw the girls reaction. I was planning this a test for becoming a superhero. But then it found me. Excellent. How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itfoundme Posted May 10, 2015 Author Share Posted May 10, 2015 Excellent.How old are you? 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolas Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Well, good job then. I'm sure he deserved it. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itfoundme Posted May 11, 2015 Author Share Posted May 11, 2015 I wish I could do more but it might find me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainmanTime Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I wish I could do more but it might find me. But... I thought it DID find you? RMT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolas Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I wish I could do more but it might find me. Be careful man, we don't want that. Do you take punch requests? I know an austrian dude who could really use a punch to the spleen... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzie Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Neat story!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacin Young Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 i have a question for you can you see anybody future or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja bear Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I sneak attacked him while he was raping one of his mistresses in a room I had been in at one point then timed a raping in that room and went in at that point. Took... I'd say 2 weeks of collective time spent traveling to pull off Why didnt the butterfly effect occure after you punched Stalin?? And if that happened and you changed the worldline, how did you get back here, in this future?? Are we all gonna ignore the fact I got attacked by a monster? You saw something that found you and you dont know what it is!! Then the rest of us here are not supposed to know more things than you, without this experience!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darby Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Maybe "It" will respond favorably to Zyprexa in combination with Prozac. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolas Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Why didnt the butterfly effect occure after you punched Stalin??And if that happened and you changed the worldline, how did you get back here, in this future?? He didn't actually time travel. He said it himself: it all happened in his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja bear Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 He didn't actually time travel. He said it himself: it all happened in his head. Well yes it's hard to beleve to this type of time traveling. I just wanted to see what he had to say. I olny asked with the possibility that he time traveled.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceolaric Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I wish I could do more but it might find me. What is this "it" you keep mentioning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salandme Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 What is this "it" you keep mentioning? Yes, that was what I was wondering, too. What is "IT"? I am thinking IT is YOU. Like it is causing you to loose your sense of reality of time or your sanity, per se. No offense on your intelligence, just wondering, if that is what your are referring to by IT? It seems, as if, you are talking about some sort of astral travel or projection and not TT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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