TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 We have a "great new movie" idea... The "WGA Strike" is going to be settled "any day now..." So we have been holding back.... On our casting ideas, movies ideas, film treatments and UPCOMING SCREEN PLAYS! Oh yes!!! REAL SCREEN PLAYS ARE BEING WRITTEN AS WE SPEAK! And our latest... A "re-make" of Canadian Bacon... But with a "british twist" Instead of "Canadians" being "super spy inflitrators" of "America - The U.S.A"... We are going to have "British People" Everyone is an "anglophile" here... Everyone loves these "posh evil nuts because of their silly accent"... So we are going to "use them as the super villians of PLANET EARTH" The Russians? Never attacked us... The Chinese? Never attacked us... We do we "think" they are "super villian super powers" We will "update you on our surveillance of Mr. McMonagle" He is quite "funny with a very dry sense of humor"... You have to have "an ear for his humor"... He was in a video store in the New York City area recently... He noticed "all the customers in the store we talking with British Accents"... He was a "little concerned"... So he asks a customer "Are you guys British?" The customer a male in a British couple responds "Yes." McMonagle says "Everyone is in here is British. I'm a little concerned. Do you mind if I call U.S. Special Forces?" The British couple say "No." McMonagle end with "I heard you guys burnt down the White House once..." Don't you see why we love this guy? lol... He knows how to "spot evil people"... So instead of the following "suspected canadian spies" like: William Shatner Michael J. Fox Pam Anderson Lee Alex Trebek Peter Jennings James Carey Dan Ackroyd (of SNL) Lourne Michaels (of SNL) Mike Myers (of SNL) Etc...Etc... Too many "canadian actors" to list... It's in the "hundreds" really... From the movie scene with Roger The Activist Movie Guy on a talk show... We will have a new scene similiar but not exactly where a "prominent loyal patroitic American" tells you that... These British People are "Evil Illuminati NWO British Infiltrators" in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... The list would be like this... HUGH LAURIE SIMON BAKER RUSSEL CROWE (Super Creepy Mason with Weird Powers and his "own video" You wouldn't believe it.) CLIVE OWENS CATHERINE ZETA-JONES KIERA KNIGHTLY HELEN MIRREN DAME JUDY DENCH KATE WINSLET ELIZABETH HURLEY MICHELLE RYAN (Of the Bionic Woman on NBC/GE) ANTHONY LAPALAGIA - Australain and "ITALIAN" - Super Evil Nut Mostly Likely... HUGH GRANT RICHARD BURTON ROGER MOORE SEAN CONNERY (We hear he's the "leader of the Masons in Scotland and ENGLAND") PETER O'TOOLE SEINNA MILLER DANIEL CRAIG MICHEAL CAINE JAMIE ST. JOHN BAMBER GRIFFITH (Lee Adama of Battlestar Gallactica - Sounds American? Right? Not.) Etc... Etc... Maybe COLIN FARRELL but he's stopped "smoking, swearing, drinking and bragging about sex" so he might be a "good guy irish person" We like the make over Mr. Farrell.. But we have our "eye" on you... And the copyright for the "Canadian Bacon" remake with "England and british people" as the enemy goes to: Guess Who? Copyright © 2008 John J. McMonagle All Rights Reserved. You see... The "demographics" say "Americans love British actors and British movies... So this movie will be a BIG HIT. TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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