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Movie Review - Jumper - Only 2 Ciggys out of 4 :)


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MOVIE REVIEW: JUMPER

 

Well... We review "any spy" movie that comes out...

 

For "leaks" as it were...

 

And the writers, directors and producers of the movie Jumpers...

 

We would call this movie Hollywood's "Greatest CGI Mess" EVER with endless "jumping" from location to location even on a second by second basis... After awhile... It didn't seem "special" at all...

 

Missed the boat with this movie...

 

They focused "only on humans with a mutant ability to jump" to any location on Earth..

 

Specifically, humans with "teleportation" powers... Although we know of many with "astral projection" powers...

 

THEY EXIST. And many are EVIL. :)

 

But if they had "mutant spies, crusaders and villians" it would have been A BLOCKBUSTER like the MATRIX...

 

It would been "more realistic"... >

 

And we are big fans of Samuel L. Jackson...

 

"The Long Kiss Goodnight" was his "best work..." to date.

 

He plays an "evil NSA" employee with "great conviction"....

 

A natural it seems... :)

 

We know he is just an actor.

 

And they were "no super secret bunkers" or "clandestine spy meetings" or "case officer and handlers"...

 

They did have "super technology" with "taser" and "lasso" type weapons...

 

Some might call them MASONIC. :)

 

And They called themselves "Palliden's' or something...

 

Maybe "Palliden's" are ILLUMINATI! :)

 

It's not worth 12 dollars at the theatre...

 

but definitely worth 5 dollars at the video store...

 

Close... But no cigar! :)

 

TheCigMan

 

 

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