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MOVIE REVIEW: Rendition - Zero Ciggys out of 4 :)


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Ah... One of our "super secret analysts" watched the movie RENDITION recently...

 

With MERYL STREEP and REESE WITHERSPOON...

 

The movie trailer and advertising campaiqn makes it seems like a "tour de force" with Streep and Witherspoon and Gyllenhaal...

 

I wouldn't look for any Oscar worthy performances...

 

or

 

Soap Opera "sexual tension" between Streep or Witherspoon...

 

Because they are on screen for less the 5 minutes... IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE...

 

NEW LINE CINEMA made this "movie..."

 

Executives of New Line Cinema please send 12 Dollar REFUND to...

 

Central Intelligence Agency

 

Office of Public Affairs

 

Washington, D.C. 20505

 

Attn: TheCigMan

 

PLEASE NOTE: I don't work for the CIA... :)

 

 

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MOVIE REVIEW: Wanted - 3 Ciggys out of 4 :)

 

As you know, we in the "Shadow Government" :) review movies that are about spies and assassins...

 

And of course, like the rest of the world we watch anything Ms. Jolie appears in... :)

 

It was a good movie... About an office worker with "annoying co-workers" and "phoney friends"

 

recruited into a "secret league of assassins" and he was watched all his life...

 

Unfortunately, the trailer looks like a "Matrix-inpired" movie with "bullet time" special effects..

 

But after the initial opening scenes...

 

It becomes quite interesting... With its own look and feel with the cinemeatography

 

Unfortunately, Ms. Jolie doesn't wear a "slit skirt" dress like "Mr. & Mrs Smith".. And has a romantic dance with in "Rainbow Room" with her lover...

 

We in the Shadow Government are "leg men" (and women..) :)

 

But it is a really good movie... Worth the bucks... :)

 

TheCigMan

 

 

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Re: MOVIE REVIEW: Wanted - 3 Ciggys out of 4 :)

 

As you know, we in the "Shadow Government" review movies that are about spies and assassins...

And of course, like the rest of the world we watch anything Ms. Jolie appears in...

On the Shadow Goverment reviewing movies that would be more of a personal opinion I think since they are shadow. Im sure they watch movies though just like everybody else. On Jolie she does crank up the ticket sales of a movie.
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