TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 McMonagle is a "very very sneaky" guy... We hear the "hot sexy chicas" love guys like this... You see... He realizes that "Evil John J. McMonagle - Uncle" his "super evil smart" uncle does soemthing "very odd..." He gets a "shore house" in New Jersey... Every year... Around the corner from the "The FAMOUS HARRINGTON COMPOUND in Lavellete, N.J"... (Another "famous" renter is Carol "The Cop Groupie Girl 'ARMY COLONEL'" LeBright) But back to the story... He finds this "suspicious..." Because "only friends" rent "shore or own shore houses" near each other... (Do you think the Harringtons and "Evil John J. McMonagle - Uncle" are "close close friends" although EVIL UNCLE JOHN never "talks about them..." So McMonagle "gets invited" by EVIL UNCLE JOHN and AUNT STELLA (A mean "pollack" as they say in Bayonne. A Blond? Could be a "Secret Nazi" like "Dorothy"...) So McMonagle "brings" his skateboard... And goes to the bank drive-thru window... Next to the "HARRINGTON COMPOUND" otherwise known as "Lavellete, N.J." and ("Seaside Heights - Amusement Park and Boardwalk") So he "begin his SPY CAREER"... > In LAVELLETTE N.J. He tells his family "Don't you think its strange that Uncle John and Stella get a "shore house" around the corner from Yubbie and Dorothy (Tom and his also) Harrington..." He goes on "I'll find out what going on.... " His family says "How..." He replies... "I'll skateboard..." And they say "Oh Johnny... You are crazy... Forget about this stuff..." They later wonder..."What did he mean 'skateboard'?"... McMonagle takes his Krytonic brand skateboard... Supposedly krytopinc skateboards are marketed as "indestructable"... The color of the skateboard and company brand color is "mysteriously green"... He goes and stakeboards at the bank next to the "Bank" and the Harringtons... They have their windows open in the summer time... He skates and skates in the parking lot and drive through... The Harringtons talk and talk and talk about... "The People of Bayonne, N.J. 07002".... The don't "recognize" that the kid skating board "or notice" is LITTLE JOHN MCMONAGLE the 4th Brother and 5th child of PATRICK AND ANN MCMONAGLE... The Harringtons "arch enemies"... McMonagle comes back to Bayonne... After visiting Uncle John and Stella... And says "I've got a great story for you... YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT... Are the windows closed? I have to "whisper"..." We can't "tell you" what he found out... yet. TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted February 27, 2008 Author Share Posted February 27, 2008 Kryptonics Skateboards? No more foam core?... So you say that TheCigMan is a "crazy conspiracy theorist liar" (At Washington, D.C., Hollywood Vanity Fair - (It happened AGAIN THIS YEAR), SNL After Parties and New York High Society cocktail parties... Only hoping for "fame and fortune"... So McMonagle never "rode a Kryptonic skateboard..." The "company doesn't even exist..." Please visit their website... http://www.kryptonics.com/ Kryptonic may be just a "market brand" brand today... But was originally a "company" from Boulder, Co. It had "foam core" boards with a "rubber surround" bumper... They were green and the rubber bumper was green... And had a "non-slip black surface"... The "first" to do so... They were more "surf board" like... than the "masonic wooden decks" used by the "Evil SKATE PUNKS of America..." or the "TONY HAWK ILLUMINATI KiLLER SQUADS..." Mr. Hawk... When you are in Bayonne... You know like last week at "Super Evil Party Central"... Please stop by and ring the doorbell of Mr. McMonagle... Goes for you too... Alva and Peralta... "new celebrities" visiting Bayonne... Bring an extra board... Wide... Wide Trucks... Green Polyurethane Wheels... with a "Non-Slip Surface"... No tail in the front... A low angle tail in the back... He wants to do a "demonstration..." for you... Of "Zen Skateboarding..." It looks alot like "Karate or Kung Fu or Aikido" on skateboard... You guys are "Evil Illuminati Skate Punks"... ANY TIME ANYWHERE SCUM PUNKS FROM HELL... And bring Mr. BAM and his "criminal crew" as well... TheCigMan PLEASE NOTE EVIL SKATE PUNKS: "Wooden Skateboards" are MASONIC. Tree are "SENTINENT BEINGS" and don't like being ridden by "THE MOST EVIL ASSHOLES IMAGINABLE..." disguised as "Phoney Johnny Micks..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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