TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 We in the Shadow Government are fascinated by this "Seinfeldian" philosophy of the "The SeinFeld Chronicles"... or later "Seinfeld" It seems Mr. Seinfeld is trying to warn people or develop is "own philosophy" and rules for living... Let's look at some of his "mantras" NO SOUP FOR YOU... CLOSE TALKER... MASTER OF YOUR DOMAIN... MAN HANDS... I CHOSE NOT TO RUN... SPONGE WORTHY... STAB WORTHY... SEX TO SAVE THE FRIENDSHIP... POSTAL WORKERS NEUMAN... "THE KRAMER" PAINTING... A GEORGE DIVIDED CAN'T NOT STAND... We just accessed our SuperComputer of the Shadow Government and The Super Secrets... And found all the "revelant" phrases for Seinfeldian Confuscianism... We may be "new thought commands" for your human brains... FESTIVUS - FUGITIVE SEX - FUNERAL HELLO - GOOD NAKED - BUBBLE BOY - HIGH TALKER - JERK STORE - KRAMANIUM Vs. NEWMANIUM - KRAMERICA INDUSTRIES - LOW TALKER - MAGIC LOOGIE - MIMBO - Not that there's anything anything wrong that - PIMPLE POPPER, MD - RAGOHOLIC - REVERSE PEEPHOLE - <'Mysterious People and Entities' are looking in on you...> ROCHELLE ROCHELLE - <'Europe is a WIERDO SWING WORLD being imported into America...> SCHMOOPIE - SERENITY NOW - SHRINKAGE - SPITE - SEMI DAIILY (Phone Call) - THE TED DANSON JET - TWO FACE - VAN BUREN BOYS... - ARTHUR VANDELA... - VANDELA INDUSTRIES... - VELVET SCRUNCHY... - THE WHITE LOTUS... - YADA YADA YADA... - BAD BREAKER UPPER - THEIR REAL AND THEIR SPECTACULAR - BERRY BERRY BAD MAN - SEINFELD IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS... CHEERS IS BIGGER THAN YOU THINK... IT'S A RIDDLE TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 SEINFELDIAN CONFUSCIANISM - RULES FOR UNDERSTANDING WOMEN Our 'sociologists' and 'psychologists' in the Shadow Government Research Labs have 'studied' Seinfeld and the 'real world' vs TV and Movies perception of "American Sexuality and Society"... These "thought commands' or 'buzz phrases' will help to 'understand' and 'deal' with the modern American woman... It's Seinfeldian Confuscianism for "dating.. women"... TWO FACE - SEMI DAIILY (Phone Call) - GOOD NAKED - BAD NAKED - > MIMBO - > SHRINKAGE - > SCHMOOPIE - BAD BREAKER UPPER - FUGITIVE SEX - SPONGE WORTHY - STAB WORTHY - THE SWIRL - THE COUNTER CLOCKWISE SWIRL - DOLORES - MAKE UP SEX - THE SNUB - > THE MOVE - THE SWITCH - THE THREESOME - > SEX TO SAVE THE FRIENDSHIP - <"Women are having alot of sex with their friends male and female..."> YADA YADA YADA... - MAN HANDS - FORBIDDEN CITY - Also, rumored to the "euro trash super model secret city" of "The Meat Packing District" clubs.> THE VAULT - THE COMBINATION - SUPERMAN - TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 SEINFELDIAN CONFUSCIANISM - BEWARE OF \"THE SIDLER\" We have posted the "SEINFELDIAN CONFUSCIANISM" RULES FOR DATING AND UNDERSTANDING MODERN CITY DWELLING AMERICAN WOMEN... But we forgot to mean the most disruptive person in all of American Society... THE SIDLER... The individuals "both male and female" seek out all associates of yours... To "cabal', to 'bribe', sex 'jap' , slander sex hook up in a campaign to destory your life and sex cabal all known associates... Also... They do this with your career... meeting, bribing, having sex, cabaling... everyone you have worked with IN YOUR LIFE!!! It's horrifying behavoir and mostly ILLUMINATI, DIA and CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENY "ASSESTS" do it to you... If you are smart, beautiful, attractive, nice, law abidding, talented, hard working, spiritual, religious, etc... Be Warned! It's War Out There! And it's disguised as 'networking', 'working', 'swinging' and 'hooking up'... Or working for a 'major corporation' or 'government entity' like a city, state or the U.S Government! TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 THE REAL MEANING OF THE SEINFELD \"BUZZ WORDS\" We forget to do something... It's been published already... Copies floating around everywhere... TITLE: THE REAL MEANING OF THE SEINFELD "BUZZ WORDS" SUBTITLE: THE RULES FOR DATING WOMEN TWO FACE - SEMI DAILY (Phone Call) - GOOD NAKED - BAD NAKED - > MIMBO - SHRINKAGE - SCHMOOPIE - BAD BREAKER UPPER - FUGITIVE SEX - SPONGE WORTHY - STAB WORTHY - THE SWIRL - THE COUNTER CLOCKWISE SWIRL - DOLORES - MAKE UP SEX - THE SNUB - > THE MOVE - THE SWITCH - THE THREESOME - SEX TO SAVE THE FRIENDSHIP - <"Women are having alot of sex with their friends male and female..."> YADA YADA YADA... - MAN HANDS - FORBIDDEN CITY - Also, rumored to the "euro trash super model secret city" of "The Meat Packing District" clubs.> THE VAULT - THE COMBINATION - SUPERMAN - THE SIDLER - Copyright © 2008 John J. McMonagle All Rights Reserved. TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 THE PATH TO SEINFELD CONFUSCIANISM - WALK IN HIS PATH THE PATH TO SEINFELDIAN CONFUSCIANISM - WALK IN HIS PATH In a little known practice of Buddhism and Confuscianism... A "novice" will walk in the path of one who has acheived "enlightenment"... Walk in the path of the "devotee" or "the master" Gerald "Jerry" Seinfeld... THE PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT Go to 1st Street and 1st Avenue It is known as the "Nexis of the Universe"... Go into the street near the sewer or curb but inside the "white line" pedestrian box in the center of the street... Say a prayer to the ALMIGHTY GOD. Then look for a pay phone and call... 212-555-2390 - Jerry Seinfeld's number... Ask the phone operator to "play along..." And say "Jerry?... I' don't know where I am... I think it's the center of the universe...I'm on 1st and 1st? Where am I... And I stopped in a bar?... It has many strange beautiful beings?...But they are not regular "women"...But they are very "sexy"...> And then go to Ray's Pizza on 6th and 11th... Not "Original Ray's Pizza" or "Famous Ray's Pizza" but "Ray's Pizza" on 6th and 11th... Go to a vintage record store or vintage clothing shop and haggle in The Village on 8th or 9th Street... Then go to 6th Avenue and 55th Street and look for "Nazis"... Specifically "The Soup Nazi"... But you probably won't find him... And then head north to 111th Street and Broadway... Walk around the Upper West Side... Look for Jerry's Apartment on 81st or 86st... Near Central Park... But you won't find it... Because it is really in "Hollywood"... The exterior was in California for Jerry's Apartment... Maybe catch a foreign film... A French Film like "Rochelle Rochelle... An erotic woman's journey from Milan to Minsk..." Then go to "Tom's Restaurant"... Wait for someone to look at the menu on the street... And recommend "The Big Salad"... To someone window shopping at the diner... Or warn someone that "Crazy Joe DiVola" eats here... Go in and order some food... But stop at "The Kramer" painting and say "He's grotesque hideous and revolting.. Yet I can't look away..." Ask a fellow diner... "Have you seen Lloyd Braun?... I'm waiting for him?"... And then you can go to the "Meat Packing District" or the "Forbidden City" after dining at "Monk's - And look for "super models" or "celebrities" or "beautiful corporate vice president tiger women" but you should carry a "fake" picture of your "super model girlfriend" so you can get into the club or talk to the "beautiful people"... You have to "have a girlfriend" in order to "get a girlfriend".. Much like "a job"... Or bring someone from "Lucky Changs" as a substitute if you have a "sense of humor" or you are a "bohemian" > But warning... Don't be tempted to take "The Dark Path"... Don't go into "The Vault" or "The Hellfire" club or other semi private "sex clubs"... Temptation is everywhere... People love to watch those "fall from grace" and "laugh to themselves" as you go down the "garden path" to your "doom"... I won't drink either... Bribe the bartender for "vodka and oj" with the "vodka" or order an "apple juice with a splash of coca-cola" > so you can blend in... Anything else that happens is up to... But you might want to consider going to "The Hamptons" instead... Take the path... Walk in Jerry Seinfeld shoes... He has lived among "dangerous people" and survived... observed and prospered... He has acheived "enlightenment" and warned the world "about evil..." God Bless Jerry Seinfeld... Copyright © 2008 John J. McMonagle All Rights Reserved. TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reactor1967 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Re: THE PATH TO SEINFELD CONFUSCIANISM - WALK IN HIS PATH Yeah, I think seinfeld is cool too but that is as far as I can go with it. Your on a roll man. Keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 Re: THE PATH TO SEINFELD CONFUSCIANISM - WALK IN HIS PATH reactor1967, I am a "devotee" to the "master" buddhist confuscianist jew Jerry Seinfeld... I only can pray I can observe and understand the "real world" as Jerry Seinfeld has learned... He has seen beyond the veil of group thinking, mass media, publishing, and marketing... And saw reality... He has warned us of much... May I too... Warn The World Of Evil... I recommend the "I CHOSE NOT RUN" episode or "THE SOUP NAZI" episodes or "THE NEUMAN" episodes or "J.PETERMAN" or "CRAZY JOE DIVOLA" or "LLOYD BRUAN" episodes or "DEL BOCA VISTA" episodes... They are awesome!!! TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 THE PATH TO SEINFELD CONFUSCIANISM - HANDBOOK Devotees, I forgot to mention you should carry the "handbook of Seinfeld"... SeinLanguage on your path to "enlightenment"... I don't know if it's still in print... Written by the master himself... TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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