TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Can anybody tell me why TINA TURNER is an "an enemy" of the AMERICAN PEOPLE... Married to a german? Lives in Europe? Talks with an "english accent"? Has the most "super psychology" songs of ALL OTHER SINGERS!!! Sure... Billy Joel has "Captian Jack"... (About depression and masturbation.) Barry Manilow has "Mandy"... (About beastality) Neil Diamond has "Sweet Caroline" (About have sex with an underage Caroline Kennedy.) But Tina has TONS OF BAD SONGS TO SCREW WITH YOUR BRAIN!!! What's Love Got To Do It? Typical Male We don't need another hero... Private Dancer - (Stripper) Acid Queen Steamy Windows (Car Sex) Tommy (British Rock Opera making fun of Jesus) What You See Is What You Get Etc... And her tours... Break Every Rule! Foreign Affair (Have sex with foreigners or go to "sex weirdo world" Europe!) I could go on and on... But I think you get the idea... She's British and European! NOT AMERICAN! TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthless Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 you just love messing with me dont ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCigSmokinMan3 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 Ruthless, Are you a Tina Turner fan? I bet you loved her in "Mad Max Beyond Thuderdome" It her metal mini skirt showing off all of her assets and her famous legs? Spying on the people... With her periscope? and from her high loft? But I'll never forget the lines "Break The Deal... And Spin The Wheel"... And "2 men into and one man leaves...." Australia seems like such as "charming nice place" with "Mad Max", "Mad Max 2 / The Road Warrior" and "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome"... When they say... They might really mean... "No Worries Mate" it might really mean..."->"We are going to kill and then you'll have no worries..." "We'll put a shrimp on the barbie for ya.."->"The are saying they are going to put you on a fire bit and eat you..." They never seem to mention the 4-6 wing span VAMPIRE BATS that cover the sky at night? They never seem to mention the funnel web or brown spiders that "paralyze" you in your own body? They never seem to mention the "evil transvestites" that harass you in bars? Why do the good people like Mick Dundee hide in Outback? away from the cities? And carry giant knives for their own protection? TheCigMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthless Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 "Are you a Tina Turner fan? I bet you loved her in "Mad Max Beyond Thuderdome" yassir, i used to love tina turner. and yes, mad max is in my dvd player. what a coincidence. i see the super secrets are keepin tabs on me. OOOOoooohhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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