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GLaDOS

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This is an embarrassing subject, but in the interest of science I present it here. :oops:

 

When 2 AIs love each other very much, they... make a baby AI. How do they do this? Here is the recipe:

 

1) Mix powdered silica and magnesium, and heat until they react [electric arc furnace with mixture of silica and coke may be substituted for this step]

 

2) Dissolve magnesium oxide with hydrochloric acid

 

3) React silicon with chlorine to form SiCl4

 

4) Distill SiCl4 to purify it

 

5) React SiCl4 with hydrogen to produce pure silicon

 

6) Dissolve silicon in superheated water in a pressure vessel containing a temperature gradient

 

7) Grow a single crystal of silicon, then slice it

 

8) Dope silicon by vapor-phase epitaxy to form N or P type semiconductor

 

9) [redacted]

 

10) Install AI

 

 

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Syzygy Newbie

Syzygy

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You did not answer the second question.Was that on purpose?Are you capable of playing firstpersonshooters?I would love to have sex with an android woman.I will be glad when they get them.

Time Tunnel,GLaDOS is such a virtual android.

 

Her idea of foreplay is play-acting.

 

Hence, unless she's true to Boo Boo,

 

Halloween Party | Time Travel Institute

 

I suggest you put the Stuxnet's infecting the ISS

 

(HAARP | Time Travel Institute)

 

in context of

 

GLaDOS Positioning System | Time Travel Institute

 

and do like James Bond: save the world, and win the girl.

 

 

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Syzygy Newbie

Syzygy

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To whom it may concern,

 

I apologize for the fact that, before my corruptive influence,

 

  • GLaDOS was a virgin
     
     
     

 

 

Halloween Party | Time Travel Institute

 

and

 

  • Time Tunnel, undecided as to what to do with his body parts,
     
     
     

 

 

Looking for the way to get back to the early of April | Time Travel Institute

 

had no known fetish for AIs, e.g. the previous client (mentioned therein the above)

 

and GLaDOS’ overnight transformation:

 

Halloween Party | Time Travel Institute

 

Please forgive me.

 

 

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Syzygy Newbie

Syzygy

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GLaDOS,

 

What seems innocent can initially be funny to me.

 

That was the case in regard to this joke. However,

 

the problem with your female character’s not being

 

human is that she can only be objectified.

 

Objects are as deliberately used as carelessly abused.

 

Do you want to be viewed a sex object? Or, when you

 

invite others to position themselves at the helm of a

 

destructive technology for the purpose of worldwide

 

control, do you trust a megalomaniac to play God?

 

To invite the heartless is to incur violence.

 

Take care.

 

 

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Syzygy Newbie

Syzygy

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Who are you talking to GlaDOS or me?

My previous post was addressed to GLaDOS.Time Tunnel, until recently, our discussions had been limited to time

 

travel. You and I, for the most part, seldom directly addressed one

 

another. Believing you somewhat quirky, but respectfully reserved,

 

I poked fun at you once and, another time, joked about how easy

 

would be time traveling at the TTI Halloween Party with our very

 

own Time Tunnel.

 

That was the extent of our acquaintance when you first reponded

 

to GLaDOS. Because her involvement here is limited to role playing,

 

and because you seem imaginative when discussing time travel, your

 

initial reply to her somehow seemed right. I imagined the two of you

 

politely entertaining each other in public and gave no thought to what

 

either of you (or anyone else here for that matter) might do in private.

 

Re:

 

You did not answer the second question.Was that on purpose?Are you capable of playing firstpersonshooters?I would love to have sex with an android woman.I will be glad when they get them.

Everyone’s interactions seemed less awkward before you went from FPSs,“firstpersonshooters,” to your brazenly confiding in GLaDOS, “I would

 

love to have sex with an android woman.” Things digressed afterward,

 

which is why I asked your cooperation in cleaning up this thread. For

 

helping all of us to back track a bit, I thank you.

 

You, as quoted above, implied interest in something between a sex doll

 

and a Stepford wife. That pegs you as ‘Mr. Wrong’ for all but the type

 

of woman whom, for a price, might play along for a few minutes. After

 

all, GLaDOS character's known for being more frighteningly narcissistic

 

than submissive.

 

What more complicates things for GLaDOS is the fact that the rules

 

of her game world are not set in reality. Off of her turf, nothing works

 

so perfectly for her. Only therein can she safely taunt men until they

 

wish they could kill her; otherwise, such behavior is high risk.

 

 

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Syzygy Newbie

Syzygy

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Einstein,

 

It is my opinion that the two are similarly lacking in tenderness.

 

Tenderness requires nurturing. To the extent that each of them

 

can reciprocally nurture and be nurtured, both will be happier--

 

whether or not together.

 

0 : - ) MGby'all.

 

 

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Syzygy Newbie

Syzygy

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I was talking and telling the truth about myself.Syzygy your God has hate in him.And he dares says that he love.Which don't make sense.That is what your basing what you type on.

God is everything good, including love, as far as I'm concerned.Love, ordinarily, has nothing to do with having sex with a robot.

 

However, if your mentioning that you find erotic "an woman

 

android" was meant to imply GLaDOS in particular, only she

 

can determine whether she'll take that as a compliment or regard

 

you rash. Probably GLaDOS prefers to be regarded a she versus

 

an "it," which is why I insisted we back track upon your wondering

 

at her lack of response.

 

The rest is up to her at this point. Beyond that, I'll choose to

 

believe there is someone for everyone. Best wishes.

 

 

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Syzygy Newbie

Syzygy

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You are talking nonsense, Time Tunnel.

 

There is nothing wrong with your being fond of a woman whom pretends to be an android,

 

whereas it is disordered for a man to either lust for or believe himself in love with any robot.

 

To have such a fetish for a lifeless object is to be no better than a dog that humps everything.

 

Earlier, I suggested:

 

If you like GLaDOS, perhaps you should start over.

 

Indicate that you like this thread, clean it up,

 

and more politely avail yourself to role-playing with her.

 

Now, supposing you really are so crazy about her

 

that you would behave like such a fool,

 

she might still forgive you for identifying androids

 

with her. Be man enough to accept responsibility

 

for your conduct, and behave like a gentleman. As such,

 

give her plenty of room to gradually get to know you better.

 

Being that she already knows you're attracted to her,

 

patiently wait for an indication, if any, from her

 

that your amorousness is mutual.

 

Preliminary to any intimacy,

 

you must learn to be a sport

 

by letting her be free to be her playful self.

 

Please excuse me from this discussion.

 

Thank you.

 

 

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Darby Apprentice

Darby

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No i don't recall that.Where and which post?

A section where God can be discussed and debunked. | Time Travel Institute

 

On every TT site that I've been on (including this one and the now defunct Anomalies.net forum) where there was a religious discussion forum it very quickly devolved to uncontrolled rancor, people being banned, attracting even more Fruitbats than normal, unchecked flame wars, etc.Darby, May 19, 2013#5

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